The For The Children Dispatch

"Don't tell them to grow up and out of it."

Among the few scenes in iCarly that approach greatness and yet do not involve Sam finds Carly in her History class, struggling to take notes as her teacher is intent on setting a landspeed record. When she pleads for some kind of break, he responds as follows: "No, I will not slow down!" (No dark sarcasm; he saves that for the end of the class.)

Here is an opportunity to send a message to the children: When it comes to your history instruction, when they get to the calamitous and ignominious Defenestration of Prague

Make
Them
Sloooooow
D
o
w
n.

Pictures: iCarly cast, lego Defenstration of Prague